A little taste of THIS IS SO NOT HAPPENING

What's up, readers?

As many of you know, tonight, in about 41 minutes actually, I'm going to be giving away an ARC of THIS IS SO NOT HAPPENING via twitter. If you're not aware, then you still have time to enter. All you have to do is click your butt on over to twitter and tweet "I can't wait for THIS IS SO NOT HAPPENING @kieranscott!" and you're entered. But the problem is, only one person can win. And I feel kind of badly about that. So for all of you guys who DON'T win, here's what I'm gonna do. Right here, right now, I'm going to give you my favorite line from the very first chapter of THIS IS SO NOT HAPPENING. And then, next week, I'm gonna get the digital file from my editor and post a big, fat, excerpt. But for now, it's just a line. And that line is . . . .

Chloe Appleby, princess of perfection, queen bee of Orchard Hill High, she who had never stepped a pinkie-toenail out of line in her life, was going to have an actual baby. This was what I like to call a holy-crap moment.

Okay. So it was two lines. A little extra giftie just for you. ;) Check back next week for the whole first chapter or two. I can't wait for you to read it and let me know what you think!

And now it's only . . . 36 minutes until I announce the winner!